Part two: ten “compiled” blogs.

elle — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:50:39 +0000

11. Look At This F***ing Hipster.

Welcome to part two. A new site I’ve found. Odd. Scary. Chuckle worthy. Please don’t let my kids be like that.

12. This Is Why You’re Fat. .

Ah yes, this is why you’re fat. I love this photo because the dog is so tempted, and it looks so disgusting. The photos do get worse.

13. “The Blog of “Unnecessary” Quotations Marks” .

Pictures describes it all.

14. Texts From Last Night.

(217): How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

I think you’re doing it wrong…

(314): So I went on a date with this girl…and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn’t tell me about to afford my bday present.

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(81: Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

15. F*** My Life.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying” I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said he “I dont know what youre talking about Megan”. My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

This site I end up reading every new entry to the boy. Why? Each one is more embarrassing, horrifying and horrendous than the last.

16. TruuConfessions.

My reasons for volunteering tomorrow: 25% do-goodery, 75% looking for a potential boyfriend.

So there is mom, bride, wife, single, office, body and military wives

I was so stupid to let my 12yr old daughter make cookies for someone who wanted me to make them for her. She swore up and down she would follow the directions. Guess what! She didnt. So now im stuck with having to buy all the ingredients my friend bought and needed with the last 10.00 I have that is suppose to last me for another freaking week!! She is usually great when it comes to stuff like this. What made her think she didnt have to read directions??

Something that simple? Got this kinda drama, go on hit comments you know you want to. So much fun. It used to be better, they redid it all and it got less drama filled and less angst. But still pretty good.

17. Apostrophe Abuse .

It’s kinda of like number 13, it’s quite similar. Just abuse of another grammar rule.

18. STFU, Parents.

Seriously, parents sometimes you need to STFU. This site is full of examples, mainly from FB. No I don’t want to hear about poopy diapers, or toilet training, or breast feeding. And no, I don’t appreciate being told I can’t be tired as you because I don’t have children.

19. Sexy People.

I love that most of these photos are sent in by the people in the photos. The thing I’ve only just noticed is that you can search by year, location, styling, hairdo, and backdrops!

20. Photo Cliches.

This site has eight catergories that every picture fits into, See No Evil, Statue Groping, Lynndie England, I’m King of the World, Jaws at Universal, False Phallus, Snorting Coca Cola, and Karate Kid Pose. And yes I’m sure most of you have done several of those poses!

Part one: ten “compiled” blogs.

Part one: ten “compiled” blogs.

elle — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:15:12 +0000

Some of my favourite websites are those of complied images, funny stories or confessions. I find them read through as many posts as I can, and then I go back to them a few days, and totally forgot they exist. I made a list for myself, and to share with you guys. I think I will have about thirty, so this is part one. The first ten.

1. Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook.

“So, you finally caved. You’ve accepted a friend request from your Mom, Dad, crazy Aunt Ida, and your college roommate’s newly divorced mother. Well here’s your chance to get back at them for taking away your public privacy.” Basically a site full of screen caps of Facebook conversations between parents and childrens. Classic.

2. Post Secret

I’m sure a lot of people have crossed this site in their journey. It mixes snail mail with the anonymity of the Internet, and the global reach. People send their secrets on one side of a homemade postcard, to Frank Warren, and he selects the best. Every Sunday it is updated, and you can’t see the archived PSs, talk about making sure you visit a site every week! the site is just about to release its’ fifth book.

3. Parents Behaving Badly

39 year old Yolanda Guadalupe Perez of La Quinta, California was arrested in the scalding death of her daughter, 3-year-old Delilah Urrutia. Perez originally claimed that the girl knocked over a pot of boiling water on herself. However it was later determined that Perez never sought medical treatment for her daughter and sent her to her room for ‘misbehaving’

This site is not at all funny, it’s mortifying. It’s a site with stories like the above one, with parents who are behaving, well badly to the extreme.

4. CakeWrecks

Who knew looking at bad cakes would be so addicting? “A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate – you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it’s simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons.” They are mispelt words, fugly colors, creepy characters, sloppy cakes. I think my favourite thing is that the posts are themed, who knew so many cake decorators could screw up one thing!

5. Scanwiches

Pretty much a site of scanned sandwiches. It’s awesome.

6. Happiest People Ever!

“That’s what happens when photographers forget to tell people to say “cheeeeeeese”.” Grumpy kids, drunk emos, myspace angles and random people caught in the background.

7. Postcards From Yo Mama.

Mom: Hey, can you get me some more Marshall Tucker Band music off your Lemon Line?
Me: It’s called limewire, mom.
Mom: Whatever. I just know it’s citrusy and provides free music.
Me: Well, technically it’s not free, its illegal.
Mom: There you go again, ruining all my fun.

The embarrassing, lame, cringe worthy interactions between their mothers and kids. I’ve only just found this, it is definitely is getting me hooked.

8. Awkward Family Photos

Most of these photos are 80/90s photos, but just flipping awesome. Why would you ever pose like that?

9. Passive-Aggressive-Notes

“…some of the notes found here aren’t really passive-aggressive even by our generous standards. some of these notes are really more aggressive in tone, and some of them are more passive — polite, even — but they all share a common sense of frustration that’s been channeled into written form rather than a direct confrontation.” This is one of the first I started watching, it’s so very funny. However, I’m so sad I never see those kind of notes in real life.

10. Why The F*** Do You Have A Kid?

I’ve shared this on my twitter multiple times, it’s just too awesome to keep quiet. Granted most of this photos are of young parents, and I respect those who do a good job. However, the people on this site, take the cake.