11. Look At This F***ing Hipster.

Welcome to part two. A new site I’ve found. Odd. Scary. Chuckle worthy. Please don’t let my kids be like that.

12. This Is Why You’re Fat. .

Ah yes, this is why you’re fat. I love this photo because the dog is so tempted, and it looks so disgusting. The photos do get worse.

13. “The Blog of “Unnecessary” Quotations Marks” .

Pictures describes it all.

14. Texts From Last Night.

(217): How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

I think you’re doing it wrong…

(314): So I went on a date with this girl…and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn’t tell me about to afford my bday present.

(323): You got in a fight last night?
(81: Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom…he was standing there and I notice he’s got the same shirt as me on so I’m like…dude you should have called me, we look like idiots…he didn’t say anything…so i got pissed and hit him…completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward…weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um…Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?

15. F*** My Life.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying” I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said he “I dont know what youre talking about Megan”. My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

This site I end up reading every new entry to the boy. Why? Each one is more embarrassing, horrifying and horrendous than the last.

16. TruuConfessions.

My reasons for volunteering tomorrow: 25% do-goodery, 75% looking for a potential boyfriend.

So there is mom, bride, wife, single, office, body and military wives

I was so stupid to let my 12yr old daughter make cookies for someone who wanted me to make them for her. She swore up and down she would follow the directions. Guess what! She didnt. So now im stuck with having to buy all the ingredients my friend bought and needed with the last 10.00 I have that is suppose to last me for another freaking week!! She is usually great when it comes to stuff like this. What made her think she didnt have to read directions??

Something that simple? Got this kinda drama, go on hit comments you know you want to. So much fun. It used to be better, they redid it all and it got less drama filled and less angst. But still pretty good.

17. Apostrophe Abuse .

It’s kinda of like number 13, it’s quite similar. Just abuse of another grammar rule.

18. STFU, Parents.

Seriously, parents sometimes you need to STFU. This site is full of examples, mainly from FB. No I don’t want to hear about poopy diapers, or toilet training, or breast feeding. And no, I don’t appreciate being told I can’t be tired as you because I don’t have children.

19. Sexy People.

I love that most of these photos are sent in by the people in the photos. The thing I’ve only just noticed is that you can search by year, location, styling, hairdo, and backdrops!

20. Photo Cliches.

This site has eight catergories that every picture fits into, See No Evil, Statue Groping, Lynndie England, I’m King of the World, Jaws at Universal, False Phallus, Snorting Coca Cola, and Karate Kid Pose. And yes I’m sure most of you have done several of those poses!

Related posts:

1. Part one: ten “compiled” blogs.